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fattythor:

Fatty Thor looks thoughtful, hefts Mjolnir, and holds up a finger as if he knows exactly what to do.

Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.

If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.



niuniente:

trolljima:

coelasquid:

dreamsofawesome:

pleaseinsertcoins:

18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:

shepardshepard:

fassabendover:

siribear:

alienfucker:

thebyn:

madamateur:

From dA lupodirosso

I want. ALL OF THEM.

I’ll take a Mordin and Wrex hoodie plz.

There’s a Thane one

and a Mordin one

oh god just give me them all please

all of them give me ALL OF THEM.

As lovely as they are..all I can think is ‘How hard will these be to make?’

God I want that Kaidan one though. 

yeah, these would be super detailed, complicated, and really expensive to get if made but

I would really want one.

i will take a thousand of the legion hoodies

I’d never be able to see the Samara one without thinking

“What part of the Asari Justicar Code covers cleavage?

Nothing.”

But oh man do I like the Wrex and Garrus ones. The Legion one doesn’t translate too well as a hoodie design..

Where’s the Miranda one :V Her outfit would make for a neat hoodie pattern. With the hexagons and the touches of black and orange.

They would be expensive to make, but you know bioware would unload a ton of them. At least the ones that are a little more covert wardrobe additions, like Wrex, Mordin, Kasumi, Tali…

There aren’t actually words for how much I want.

So so much wannnnt ;A;

I actually LOVE Legion hoodie! Tali is also very pretty and Thane hoodie looks interesting. Collector is - my god - so cute…!

Yeah. I definitely want to have Legio hoodie, even though I look like a balloonfish idiot in a hoodie.



anonymouscatastrophe:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. 

Feminist Thor should totally be a thing.



simpledisneythings:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 


Via Sauciness

Why people love Loki more than Thor

dickeye:

dettsu:

livin-lavidaloki:

bluebackstabber:

hotterhatter2211:

fangirlingismydivision:

How Thor asks to borrow your horse:

How Loki asks to borrow your horse:

Case closed.

no Loki would just give birth to his own horse

no Loki would just give birth to his own horse

NO LOKI WOULD JUST GIVE BIRTH TO HIS OWN HORSE

NO LOKI WOULD JUST GIVE BIRTH TO HIS OWN HORSE

Via ALL OF THE HOMO AND IT WAS FABULOUS!

(Source: agentcatmason)


“But they’re just fictional charac-“

jazzious-prime:

padakitty:

pineappledean:

heavenandhellcastiel:

Via Hefty landline click.

(Source: jawawitha2by4)


quirkykeys:

I was watching old Hub promos just for the hell of it and I saw this.

Via Quirky Keys

onac911:

“Cheep cheep” quoth the Hawkeye


Via Battling Walls of Sound




mavax:

Me: “When rewatching Triangulation I couldn’t help but notice what you refer to as “shy schoolgirl” pose ||D”
Friend: “you’re making it way too easy for me. ^3^”

I have the best friends. TEH BEST.

Oh you have no idea how long I waited for someone to do this.


Via Motherslagger



THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Via Resident Transformer Stalker


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